I’m not sure if “uninvent” is really a word, since it generally wouldn’t be possible to uninvent something that had already been created. I’m seriously having a love hate relationship with cell phones lately though.
Just now I had to run down to the Grocery Store because I bought a nice Sirloin Roast yesterday and I forgot to get some Lipton Onion Soup mix, and we all know it’s nearly a sin to make a beef roast without any Lipton Onion Soup Mix. As I was headed to the store, I passed three little girls, maybe 11 or 12 on bicycles and all three were riding with one hand and jabbering away on their cellphones. This isn’t the first time I’ve seen something like this - it’s getting all too common for my taste. I see little kids and pre-teens all the time in stores, at the mall or just outside (when they should be running and getting exercise) talking away.
Are we as a society getting to a point to where even children can’t “unplug”?
There is another thing I’d like to uninvent if I could and that’s Bluetooth - or at least those little bluetooth things people wear in their ears. They have to be the single biggest personal pet peeve I have. There is a guy at work who works in our call-center taking support calls. His job is to talk on the phone for 8 hours a day, yet every time I see him, either going in, on break, on lunch or leaving for the day he is talking away to some invisible person. If I ever run into him, I’m scared to speak because I don’t know if he’s talking to me or some random person inside his ear (or perhaps his head
) He actually did speak directly to me one day and I felt like a jerk because I didn’t answer him right away - but I was so used to him talking to someone on the phone, I honestly didn’t realize he was directly addressing me.
I have another friend, probably one of my best friends ever who will instantly stop a conversation with me (face to face) to answer his phone. HELLO! I’m right here! We are directly interacting - that is why you have voice mail - if it can’t wait they will vibrate your hip off until you can’t stand it any more, THEN you can answer it, but only then! What I would give to be able to say that out loud!
Do we need cellphones to survive? No!
Do cellphones make our lives easier? I don’t think so - here’s why.
I think as a society we have lost the ability to unplug. We seem to never relax anymore. I love to fish, and even though I’m only 28 years old I remember days not too very long ago when I would easily go spend a day on the lake with no cell phone, no thought of email or computers - just thoughts of landing the big one. Now, I feel sometimes like if I were in a situation where nobody could get in contact with me, I would feel uncomfortable. It seems our whole lives are interconnected, and everything is on show. Stuff like Twitter seems to make that even stronger - I see people twitting all over the place, and sometimes it’s useless stuff. I don’t care what song you are listening too right now - enjoy your music, and I’ll enjoy mine.
I know people at work who answer email as quickly as they answer instant messages. Is that productive or counterproductive? I think it’s the latter - if you are doing your job, you don’t have time to answer 5 emails a minute.
I’m a techy kinda guy but I think some parts of technology are sucking the very life out of what makes us individual, intelligent people. I think every once and a while we should all just “unplug” from everything and get back to what life is really all about. Stop worrying so much and just relax. It’ll be OK. I promise. Break out an encyclopedia (the kind with pages in it) if you need to learn something once and a while. Every once and a while, stop by the Library (you know that big building downtown with all the books in it), and do some research. I forbid you to use a computer while you are there - pull out some microfiche and dig through some old periodicals and newspapers to find some information. Also, while you are at it - try typing something more than a few sentences long, something important that you want to make a good impression on who reads it, and do it all without spelling and grammar checking. Use your noggin - it’s what God gave it to you for.
Sorry for being cynical - I guess I’m just having an Andy Rooney moment